Full time. Your 14th loss this week.
Stop losing to 12-year-olds.
You pass backwards, slide-tackle in your own box, then blame the controller. This FIFA 26 and FIFA 27 course was made for exactly you. With your code, it costs $0.
Get the course
$39
Honestly, a bargain for someone who plays like you. Or $0 with a code.
You're in.
FIFA 26 unlocked for $0.
Lesson 1: the other team's goal is at the other end.
Status: officially bad at FIFA, now in recovery.
See your lessonsWhat you'll learn
Short videos you can watch between losses. Every lesson shows the PlayStation and Xbox buttons, so you can't say you pressed the wrong one.
FIFA 26
6 modules, about 3 hours 25 minutes. Available now, and urgently needed.
- Which team you're on
Your players wear one colour, the other team wears another. Pass to yours. We know. Big ask.
- Skill moves that work online
Not the rainbow flick you've failed 300 times. Four moves that actually work.
- Defending without panic
Holding sprint and sliding at everything is not a tactic. It's a cry for help.
- Finishing
The goal is the big white rectangle. We'll point at it until you see it.
- Ultimate Team on a budget
Stop spending lunch money on packs that give you a 74-rated left back.
- The mental game
How to lose 5–0 without telling the group chat the game is scripted.
FIFA 27
5 modules, about 3 hours 20 minutes. Unlocks on launch day.
- What changed from 26
New game, same you. Let's fix that before launch day.
- The new skill move meta
Learn it before your friends learn it and use it on you. Again.
- Formations and tactics
Quick spoiler: 1-0-0-10 is not a real formation.
- Ultimate Team launch plan
What to buy, what to sell, and how to explain the card bill to your parents.
- Your ranked climb
From Division 10 all the way to Division 9. Dream big.
Possible side effects
Ask your mum if Faris Course is right for you. She'll say yes. She's seen you play.
- Winning a match.
Possibly your first. Please be sitting down when it happens.
- Celebrating in your friend's face.
After years of them doing it to you. Revenge is a dish best served in extra time.
- Blaming the controller less.
From every match to most matches. That's progress.
- Your friends stop picking you first.
As the opponent, we mean. You'll stop being the free win.
Questions before kickoff
Is it actually free?
Yes. Charging you felt wrong after watching your last match.
Where do I get a code?
You already know it. Ask yourself: who beats you every single time? Now say it in Arabic.
My controller is broken, right?
No. We checked. It's fine. It's been fine the whole time.
What's the difference between the rooms?
Same lessons. Only the distance to the exit changes.
Do I need FIFA 27 already?
No. You haven't figured out FIFA 26 yet. One game at a time.
Can I get a refund?
It's free, so you can't lose money here. You'll find another way to lose. We believe in you.
Will this make me a pro?
No. But it might get you one win against your friends. One. Let's not get greedy.
Your friends need a challenge.
Right now you're their warm-up.